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Tuesday 20th of November 2018

Everything tagged with Valentine's day

Top ten Valentine’s gift responses

1. A CD! But… the Berlusconi Love Songs album???

2. A Venus Fly Trap is not a substitute for roses!

3. Anti-ageing cream??

4. A saucepan? Yes, I love it, because if I raise it like this…

5. I don’t care if you’ve lined up the mushrooms in the shape of a heart, it’s still a pizza!!!

Top ten crisis Valentine’s presents

1. An empty box of matches. Why empty? Because your flame for your beloved will never stop burning.

2. An old spoon―to signify that your loved one feeds your desires.

3. A pen that doesn’t work―because no written words can truly express your love.

4. A non-biodegradable plastic bag―to illustrate that your love will last forever.